-在那儿 -There it is.
都在这里 It's all here,
我过去25年拍摄的所有东西 everything I've filmed for the past 25 years.
我不知道自己会有什么感受 I am not sure how I will feel going through this.
但是今天 是个特别的日子 But today, it's a special day.
我得从头再看一遍 I need to go through all of it since the beginning.
-但是今晚… -No but tonight...
那么 它有效吗?-不 如果我们需要买东西…… So, is it working? -No. If we need to buy things...
-有用吗?是的 -Is it working? -Yep.
谢谢爸爸 谢谢妈妈 谢谢你们这么好的礼物 -Thanks Dad, thanks Mum, for this wonderful present.
-小心点 哼 是的 -You be carefull, hum. -Yep.
- Lumières哲学家打扰… -The Lumières philosophers disturbed...
．.． 政治和社会实践 ... political and social practises
和宗教 (“吸我”) and religious. ("Suck me")
政治、 Political,
这是君主专制 it is the absolut monarchy.
和… And...
社交 它是…… social, it is...
承认贵族的优越性 to recognize the superiority of the nobles.
-是的 和宗教?这是最大的问题 -Yes. And religion? That is the biggest problem.
-去死吧 我以为我提过 -Suck me, I thought I had mentioned it.
我只是说… I was just saying...
对不起 我想我已经提过了 Excuse me, I thought I had mentioned it.
当时……-你是我的偶像! At the time... -You're my idol!
-当时是天主教 -At the time, catholicism
是少数被容忍的宗教之一 is one of the few tolerated religions,
所以这是个问题 so it was a problem.
-那就自我介绍 -So introduce yourself.
-马赛厄斯 13岁 魔术师 -Mathias, 13 years old, magician.
你说的“魔术师”是什么意思? -What do you mean by "magician" ?
-我只要弹指就能脱光 -I can strip just by clicking my fingers.
给我们 ——快乐 -Show us. -With pleasure.
-我数了数脖子上有三刀 -I counted three knife blows to the neck.
我觉得我们要对付的是个野蛮人 I think we are dealing with a savage.
-方法和贝西的被害人一样 -Same method as the vitcims in Bercy
还有圣克鲁森林 and at the forest of Saint-Cloud.
-你在暗示这是… -You're implying that this is a...
连环杀手? -SERIAL KILLER?
-哦,嗨 -你好 -Oh, hi. -Hi.
-那是谁? -Who's that?
-你是阿诺 对吧?-是的 没错 -You're Arnaud isn't it? -Yep, that's right.
他是我的邻居 -He's my neighboor.
——啊,嗨 -你好 -Ah, hi. -Hi.
实际上, Actually,
我们想做一个通灵疗程 we wanted to do a spiritism session
我们需要更多的人 and we need more people.
我们需要女孩 处女 We neeed girls. -Virgins.
别笑 我发誓 这是书上写的 Don't laugh, I swear. That's written in the book.
-那好吧 我不知道 你住在8楼 是吗? -Ok, then fine. I don't know. You live on the 8th floor, isn't it?
-他为什么在拍摄 你的朋友? -Why is he filming, your buddy?
-他什么都拍 -He films everything.
幽灵 你在吗? Spirit, are you there?
好的 神圣的狗屎! OK. Holy shit!
精神, -Spirit,
你在吗? are you there?
废话 -最便宜的是8.6 -Bullshit. -The cheapest is the 8.6.
-让你很快醉 -It gets you drunk quickly.
- Eristoff最便宜 -It's the Eristoff the cheapest.
-是的 我想他是… -Yeah, I think he is ...
-不 我们应该rosé -No, we should get rosé.
关闭了 -很便宜 -Shut up. -It's cheap.
-他说得对 伏特加是… -He's right, vodka is a...
总之 我们都知道 最重要的是 Anyway, we all know, the most important,
就是不吃 is not to eat.
-对 没错 -让你嗨得更快 -Yeah, that's right. -Gets you high faster.
-但我们应该得到rosé -But we should get rosé.
-闭嘴! -Oh, shut up!
-你的爱情线很长 所以你会有很多情人 -You have a long love line, so you'll have many lovers.
还有美丽的爱情故事 And beautfiful love stories.
那里 那是生命线 There, that's the life line.
它不大 你很快就会死的 It's not big, you'll die soon.
我们要去比亚里茨 是吗? -We're going to Biarritz. -Is it?
比亚里茨吗?我很熟悉那个地方 那是我冲浪的地方 Biarritz ? I know that place well, that's where I surf.
呸 别笑 Bah, don't laugh.
-真的吗 你冲浪?-我当然会冲浪! -Really, you surf? -Of course I surf!
-你从来没有冲浪过 严重吗? -You have never surfed. -Seriously?
我从小就喜欢冲浪 骗子! I surf since I was a kid. -Liar!
-我哥哥在那里冲浪 所以太酷了! -My brother surf there. -So cool!
你去哪个海滩? -Which beach do you go to?
,…… -Euh...
停止笑 Stop laughing.
Charles Aznavour:“La Bohème” *Charles Aznavour : "La Bohème"
-这是我妈妈做的酸奶蛋糕 -I present you my mother's yogurt cake.
la boheme -La bohème
《波希米亚 La bohème
这意味着 It meant
我们很快乐 We were happy
《波希米亚 La bohème
我们只吃了 We only ate
每隔一天 every other day
(我要开始耳语了 (-I will start whispiring
(因为我正接近野兽的巢穴 (as I am approaching the lair of the beast.
(如果孩子们在看这个节目 (If children are watching this program,
(让他们远离 内容可能令人恐惧 ) (keep them away, the content may be frightening.)
冬眠动物在冬天冬眠的动物 The animal that hibernates duing winter
主要来自Délichoc mainly feeds on Délichoc
听垃圾音乐! and listen to crappy music!
他妈的!离开!来吧! -Fuck! Get away! Come on!
-这就是为什么最好有个哥哥 -That's why it's better to have a big brothers.
-必须等待加密程序 -Have to wait for encrypted programs,
看看它是否有效 to see if it works.
-没有别的要插的了?-不 我把所有东西都插上了 -Nothing ellse to plug? -No, I plugged everything.
别拍了 我告诉过你 Stop filming, I told you.
-现在几点了 马赛厄斯? -What time is it, Mathias ?
6:35pm -6:35PM.
-这是什么意思? -What does it mean?
-意思是还有… -It means there's still...
还有5小时30分钟要等 There's still 5 hours 30 minutes to wait.
-你不想告诉他吗?我不想被拍下来 -You don't want to tell him? I don't want to be filmed.
-只剩半个小时了 -Only half and hour left.
*-他们看到我到了他们的住处 *-They see me arriving at their place.
他们打电话给我说有个小划痕 They called me about a small scratch.
没有什么严重的 Nothing serious.
它可以是任何东西 从脚上的刺到…… It can be anything from a thorn in the feet to...
裤子上的一根大刺 如果你明白我的意思 a big thorn in the trousers, if you know what I mean.
奥利维亚 你能再说一遍你刚才说的话吗? -Olivia, can you repeat what you just said?
-不 住手! -No, stop it!
-等等 让我解释一下 我们在电影院 -Wait, let me explain. We were at the cinema
你对其中一个场景有疑问 and you had a question about one of the scenes.
那么到底是哪个呢? So which was?
-当男孩给女孩一杯威士忌时 -When the guy, offers a glass of whisky to the girl,
她回答:“只有一根手指 ” she answers: "Just a finger."
他说:“你不先来杯威士忌吗?” And he said: "Don't you want a whisky first?"
-你没拿到?-不 -You didn't get it? -No.
-一指威士忌 只是一滴 -A finger of whisky, it's just a drop.
为什么他又问她要不要威士忌? -Why does he ask her again if she wants whisky ?
-操 真的吗? -Fuck, seriously ?
-喝一指威士忌或者在别的地方喝一指 -A finger of whisky or a finger somewhere else.
嗯? -Huh ?
-你是故意的吗? -Are you doing it on purpose ?
-我发誓我没有 -I swear I'm not.
-手指在这里 两腿之间 -A finger here, between the legs.
-好的! -Oh OK !
-“猫” -In the "puss".
-没事 她懂的 -It's fine, she got it.
-我还是看不出这和威士忌有什么关系 -I still don't see the link with the whisky.
-吃你的汉堡 -Eat your hamburger.
圆的一个 -Round one.
战斗! Fight!
游戏结束! Game over!
arnaud -是吗? -Arnaud. -Yeah ?
-你要吻马赛厄斯的嘴 -You have to kiss Mathias on the mouth.
-什么? -What ?
真理!真理! -Truth ! Truth !
-不 太晚了 -No, it's too late.
不 他说的是"真相" -No, he said "truth".
-我们可以换吗?-他说“敢” -ca we change ? -He said "dare".
-我不想看这个 -I don't want to look at this.
-来吧!哦là là… -Come on ! Oh là là...
-我还没说"敢"呢 我没说“敢”! -I didn't even said "dare", me. I didn't say "dare" !
-但事实!让我们换吧!-你必须这么做 -But truth ! Let's change ! -You have to.
-你看到他的脸了吗?他很丑! -Have you seen his face ? He's ugly !
他看起来像个技术员!看看这个发型! He looks like a teckel ! Look at this haircut !
-但事实上 这就够了 -来吧! -But truth, that's enough. -Come on !
-我不会亲他的 -I won't kiss him.
-无论如何 你必须这么做 -You have to, anyway.
——去 -Go.
他妈的…… -Fuck...
-如果你想要录音带 就给你十万 -A hundred thousand bucks if you want the tape.
-奥利维亚真心话大冒险? -Olivia, truth or dare ?
真理 -胡说! -truth. -That's bullshit !
真理…… -Truth...
你偷过东西吗? Have you ever stolen something ?
严重吗?没有人在乎 -Seriously ? Nobody cares.
我们想知道她有没有和别人睡过 We want to know if she ever sleep with someone.
-你真贴心 -You're all kisd.
-好的 艾玛 真心话? -OK. Emma, truth of dare ?
-哦…敢 -Oh... -Dare.
-耶! -YEAH !
-这就是我们想要的 敢吗?所以… -That's what we want. Dare ? So...
你得选一个人吻你的嘴 You have to chose someone to kiss on the mouth.
-哦! -Oh !
-来吧!来吧!来吧! -Come on ! Come on ! Come on !
来吧!来吧!来吧! Come on ! Come on ! Come on !
-来吧!-来吧! -Come on ! -Come on !
——在,好吧 如果这是你想要的 -Fine, OK. If that's what you want.
-等等 我去拍 -Wait, I will fim.
呸 -Bah OK.
-来吧!-来吧! -Come on ! -Come on !
来吧!来吧!来吧! Come on ! Come on ! Come on !
是啊! YEAH !
-弗雷德 很明显 他在拉屎 -Fred, clearly, he's taking a dump.
来 我们把门打开 -是的 -Come, let's open the door. -Yeah.
-去吧!-我们需要一把螺丝刀 -Go for it! -We need a screwdriver.
-你还好吗?恩是的 -You're ok ? -Euh yeah.
来 我们去看弗雷德 Come, we're going to see Fred.
停 我的电池快没电了 -Stop, I am running out of battery.
-麦克斯 愿意娶艾玛为妻 -Max, would take Emma as your wife
是好是坏? for better of for worse ?
-你太累人了! -Your'e taxing !
-你好 我可以和Élodie通话吗? -Hello. Could I speak to Élodie ?
马赛厄斯 Mathias.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
Allô Élodie ?嗨 我是马赛厄斯 Allô, Élodie ? Hi, it's Mathias.
现在方便吗? Euh, is this a good time ?
啊好吧 Ah ok.
呃 不 呃…… Euh no, euh...
你做生物作业了吗? Have you done biology assignment?
是的,它是…… Yeah, it's...
是的 太难了 Yeah, so difficul.
恩……你明天要去上体育课吗? Euh... Are you going to PE tomorrow ?
是啊 我也是 Yeah, me too.
我希望天气不会冷 每次我们都冻僵了 I hope it won't be cold. Every time, we freeze our asses.
清楚 Clearly.
我想问你… And I wanted to ask you...
想一起出去吗? Would like to go out together ?
好,很好 OK, fine.
恩……本真棒 我也是 恩…… Euh... Ben awesome, me too. Euh...
和,…… And euh...
明天课后你有事吗? Are you doing anything tomorrow after class ?
好的 那下午五点半在帕克公园怎么样? OK. Then how about 5:30 PM at the parc?
好的 OK.
好的,来 OK, awsome.
好吧 非常感谢 Fine. Thanks a lot.
伙计 我要上她! Man, I am gonna bang her !
是的! Yes !
-已经半个小时了 他们一句话都没说 -It's been half an hour and they haven't said a word.
哦,他是…的文采! Oh, he's... -Look !
-哦 他成功了! -Oh, he's done it !
-操 太棒了! -Fuck, that was awesome !
-太幸运了! -So lucky !
-太不可思议了! -That's unbelieable !
-“哦 是的 来吧 马赛厄斯!是的! -"Oh yess, come on Mathias ! Yes !
“哦 是的 马赛厄斯!” "Oh yes, Mathias !"
你去参加派对吧 我来处理厨房 -Go out to your parties, I'll handle the kitchen.
-你想让我满意 -You want me to be satisfied
用我们每天晚上对彼此说的那三个字? with the 3 words we tell each other every evening ?
-这就是你对我们生活的看法? -That's how you see our life ?
-当我回顾我们的生活时 我觉得我什么都没有建立起来 -When I look at our life, I think that I haven't built anything.
-你什么都没造?去你妈的! -You haven't built anything ? Go fuck yourself !
-待在你的房间里 -Stay in your room.
-来吧!我们仍然有权利使用厕所! -Come on ! We still have the right to use the toilets !
-还有一个在拍摄 你们都是白痴! -And the other who's filming. You're all morons !
-来吧 时间到了 跟你的相机说再见吧 -Come on, it's time. Say goodbye to your camera.
“再见,相机 ” "Goodbye, camera."
我们一通过考试就会让你回去 We'll turn you back on as soons as we pass our grades.
所以 这几个月来 我摸着自己想起她 -So, it's been months that I touch myself thinking of her,
我想日日夜夜地抚摸她 that I want to grop her day and night.
-上她 -To bang her.
-不 不是她 -是的 我很笨 -No, not her. -Ah yes, I'm stupid.
-你想见她吗 我的小日本人? -Do you want to see her, my little Japanese ?
你想让我把她给你看看吗?就在那儿 You want me to show her to you ? There it is.
忘掉Mega Drive 忘掉超级任天堂 Forget the Mega Drive, Forget the Super Nintendo.
我说的是世界上最强大的东西 I'm talking to you about the most powerful thinkg in the world.
-比小妞强 -是的 -Better than a chick. -Yeah.
氏度,人 有了这个 没有人能抗拒 Fahrenheit, man. With this, No one can resist.
你准备好了吗?-是的 Are you ready or not ? -Yeah.
我要拿走你老爸的鞋子 I will take your old man's shoes.
他的鞋码是68 -His shoe size is 68.
-我没有鞋 -I don't have shoes.
-我们今晚会很嗨的 -We are going to rock tonight.
你拿到钱了吗 海因?-是的 You got the cash, hein ? -Yeah.
-你们都把钱交出来 -You're all gonna handover your cash,
像这样 我要拿走瓶子 like that, I am taking the bottle.
Sinon ça va partir en deux minutes Sinon ça va partir en deux minutes.
我们要带什么?威士忌吗? -What are we taking ? whisky ?
非,伏特加 -Non, vodka.
威士忌 那是男人的饮料 Whisky, that's a man's drink.
但是如果你掉了一瓶伏特加 Whereas if you drop a bottle of vodka,
所有的小鸡都跑过来了 相信我 all chicks come running. Trust me.
-如果我们带回来一个小妞 我们该怎么办? -If we bring back a chick, what do we do ?
-我们来这儿 我爸爸明天才回来 -We come here, my father will only be back tomorrow.
-如果我们带两只小鸡回来呢? -And what if we bring back two chicks ?
-你住我的房间 我住我老爸的房间 -You take my room, I'm taking my old man's room.
-不行 我才不要住你的房间 -No way, I'm not taking your room.
太丢人了 这是一张单人床 That's shameful, it's a single bed.
-你他妈不在我爸爸的床上 -You're not fucking in my father's bed.
我们旋转 -We rotate.
-不可能 我才是那个睡在我父亲床上的人 -No way, I am the one fucking in my father's bed.
-我们不会被小鸡打扰 -We won't be bothered by chicks
海因·马赛厄斯? Hein Mathias ?
-不可能! -That's impossible !
所以周六晚上 盛装打扮 -So saturday night, all dressed up,
都在俱乐部前面 都被弹了出来 all in front of the club and all bounced.
-你想知道为什么吗?这很简单 所以… -You want to know why ? It's simple. So...
视频解释了为什么我们都被俱乐部开除了 Video explaination on why we all got bounced from the club.
一个人, One guy,
两个 三个 四个 two guys, three guys, four guys.
哦 对不起 我重新来过 Oh sorry, I'll recount.
一个处女, One virgin,
两个 三个 四个 two virgins, three virgins, four virgins.
不 但是真的! No but really !
你们看起来都很绝望 You all look so desperate,
我们进不去是肯定的事 it was sure thing that we wouldn't get in.
我们很高兴能和你在一起 因为我们本可以被录取的 We are nice just to have stayed with you, because we could have got in.
-我也是 我随时都可以进去 -Me too, I can get in anytime I want.
他在那边 我不知道他怎么了 It's him over there. I don't know what's wrong with him.
-爱是什么? -What is love?
宝贝 不要伤害我 Baby, don't hurt me
不要再伤害我了 Don't hurt me, no more
爱是什么? What is love?
宝贝 不要伤害我 Baby, don't hurt me
不要再伤害我了 Don't hurt me, no more
爱是什么? What is love?
宝贝 不要伤害我 Baby, don't hurt me
- Hé 我下来了 你会得到它的! - Hé, I am coming down, You're gonna get it !
-我们有很好的学习笔记 -We have nice studying notes for the bac,
非常正确, very proper,
颜色很好 well underlined with nice coulors.
这张脸是班上最好的 And here, that's the face of the best in class.
-住手!你真讨厌! -Stop it ! You're a drag !
“和平与爱 ”是啊 你非常反对战争 "Peace and love." Oh yeah, you're so against war.
-你想翻遍我的整个房间? -You want to go through my whole room ?
-啊 这就是我要找的 艾玛的日记 -Ah, that's what I was looking for, Emma's diary.
停止!停!这一点都不好笑! -Stop ! Stop ! It's not funny !
-提到我了吗? -Does it mention me ?
-说的是你自己 -It's talking about yourself.
-我就知道 -I knew it.
不!别告诉我那是你的 No ! Don't tell me that yours.
什么事?拜托 我当时才12岁 -What is it ? Come on, I was twelve.
-没什么好羞愧的 我完全相信这首歌 -Nothing to be ashamed of. I completly assume this song.
那是你的CD机?啊! That's your CD player ? Ah !
*一个年轻女孩 *-A young girl
她的心里充满了歌曲吗 has her heart filled with songs
在每个季节都开花 that florish at each season
为了一个男孩的爱 for the love of a boy
一个女孩 A girl
她的眼里充满了幸福吗 has her eyes full of happiness
一天早晨 她能感觉到自己的心跳 When one morning she can feel her heart beating
为了爱…… For the love...
-这个食谱非常简单 -For this recipte, it's very simple.
不需要烹饪 No cooking is necessary.
你只需要把蔬菜放在被单里 You just have to put the vegetables in the sheet.
告诉我们 马赛厄斯 这重要吗 -Tell us, Mathias, is it important
到处传播? to spread it everywhere ?
-看来这是他第一次抽大麻 -Looks like it's his first joint.
-这是他第一次抽大麻 -It is his first joint.
胡说!我抽了很多 -Nonsense ! I've smoked lots ot them.
-是正确的 -Yeah right.
-另一方面 这显然是你的第一次 -You, on the other hand, that's your first, obviously.
-哇!我好嗨! -Oh waouh ! I'm so high !
-对 表现得聪明点 -Yeah right, act smart.
两分钟后 他会扇你耳光 In two minutes, he'll slap you.
在那里 There.
-别说了 一点都不好笑! -Stop it, it's not funny !
-你还好吗? -You're ok ?
-不 -No.
大便 哦 看! Shit. Oh, look !
-哦,是的 -Oh yeah.
-来 来! -Come, come !
-今晚是永生不朽的 -Tonight's forever immortalized.
-这是我们的街道 -That's our street.
第46至54年的印度支那战争 -Indochina war 46 to 54
阿尔及利亚战争 Algeria war
54至62 54 to 62
非殖民化的失败 The failure of the decolonisation
会导致第四共和国的灭亡吗 will cause the fall of the 4th Republic
——第四共和国的日期? -Dates of the 4th Republic ?
-当然… -That's of course...
46至58岁 46 to 58
-是的 是的 没错 -Yes. Yes, that's right.
妈妈, Mum,
你儿子刚刚通过了体检 your son just passed his bac.
别说了 现在是幸福的时刻 Stop, it's a happy moment right now.
-我知道 -I know.
我知道 亲爱的 原谅我 I know, my love. Excuse me.
祝贺你 congratulations.
发生什么事了? -What's going on ?
-不,没有 现在不是时候 -No, nothing. Now's not the right time.
-进来吧 门开着 -Come on in, it's open.
原谅 我很抱歉 -Pardon. I am sorry.
-你好,夫人 请再说一遍 -Hello, madame. Pardon.
-我打扰你了吗?-不 一点也不 -Am I disturbing ? -No, not at all.
-这是我刚做的蛋糕 -It's a cake I just made.
-谢谢 请坐 -Thank you. Have a seat.
-妈妈 别再说“我打扰你了吗?” -Mum, stop saying "Am I disturbing ?".
-我喝醉了! -I'm drunk !
-你好吗 高分夫人? -How are you, Mrs High Grades ?
-嗯 是的! -Eh yeah !
你呢 你考了多少分? And you, what grades did you get ?
-什么?-你的成绩如何? -What ? -What were your grades ?
-我的分数是"在我们改变主意前滚出去" -I got the grade "Get out before we change our mind."
-我们是唯一没有通过BAC的 -We are the only ones who didn't pass our BAC
我们要主持演出 and we are hosting the gig.
Seb 法国最好的DJ Seb, best DJ in France.
我们要组织聚会 尽情狂欢! We are going to organize parties, and rock at it!
——allons enfants de la patrie -ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE
*-来吧 我们走 *-Come on, here we go.
他的疯狂…… He's insane...
- 3 - 0 -AND THREE - ZERO
一 二 三 零 AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE - ZERO
历史匹配 历史的一天 -Historical match. Historical day.
这个视频 总有一天我们会给孩子们看的 -This video, we will show it to our kids one day.
-你想对你的孩子们说些什么吗? -Do you want to say something to your kids ?
-爸爸 他不会给你一分钱的 -Dad, he's not gonna give you a dime.
去工作吧 因为我要把这一切都搞砸了 So get to work, because I am going to blow it all.
-你必须和女孩上床才能有孩子 -You'd have to sleep with a girl in order to have kids.
孩子们, -Kids,
我希望你有一天能像我们今晚一样生活 I wish you to live one day what we are living tonight.
我不知道该怎么解释 这太疯狂了 I don't know how to explain. It's crazy.
今晚 我们有黑人 有白人 有棕色人种 有犹太人 Tonight, we're black, we're white we're brown, we're jewish,
我们有钱 我们穷 we're rich, we're poor.
今晚任何人都可以来我家过夜 Anyone tonight, can sleep over at my place.
看看这个 Look at this.
-我们是冠军我们是冠军 -WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
我们是我们是我们是冠军 WE ARE, WE ARE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
艾玛 对你的孩子说句话? -Emma, a word for your kids ?
-孩子们 今晚 如果我可以的话 -Kids, this evening, if I could have,
你的父亲 会是Zinédine齐达内 your father, would have been Zinédine Zidane.
加了 如果可以的话 我早就跟他上床了 -Me too. If I could have, I would have slept with him.
丁丁丁丁! Tin tin tin !
该死 我一直在等你 Damn, I've been waiting for you.
系好安全带 我们在拿生命冒险 -Put your seatbelt on, we're risking our lives.
-是啊 其实我有点害怕 -Yeah, I'm actually a bit scared.
-我不知道 但我想我们要迟到了 -I don't know, but I thinkwe we are running late.
向左转 Take a left turn.
-Max拿到驾照了! -Max got his license !
小心! Careful !
-妈的 操! -Oh shit, fuck !
-他要出来了!把门锁上! -He's getting out ! Lock the doors !
-马赛厄斯 把门锁上 -Mathias, lock your door.
对不起 先生 -来吧 出去 I am sorry, Sir.. -Come on, get out.
-对不起 我不是故意的 -I am sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.
我刚拿到驾照 I just got my license.
-操!一! -Oh fuck ! -Sir !
我有世界上所有的时间 -I have all the time in the world.
-我不想吵架 我很抱歉 -I don't want to fight. I'm sorry.
这是我第一次 It's my first.
-我才不在乎你的生活 一点都不在乎! -I don't give a fuck about your life, not a fuck !
-操!他在刮你的车! -Oh fuck ! He's scratching your car !
-别说了 我妈会毁了我的 -Stop it, my mum will ruin me.
他妈的…… -Fuck...
他在拍什么? -What's he filming ?
-这家伙疯了! -This guys is crazy !
-你在用相机拍摄? -What are you filming with your camer ?
去你的!还有你 去你妈的! Fuck you ! And you too, fuck you !
-我操你! -I fuck you !
-不 你没和他上床 -No, you're not fucking him.
她没操你 她没操你 She's not fucking you. She's not fucking you.
-你在拍摄啊!不要停止 不要担心 -You're filming, huh ! Don't stop. -Don't worry.
-他到底在干什么?他到底在干什么? -What the hell is he doing ? What the hell is he doing ?
-这些家伙都疯了!-他疯了! -He's insane, this guys ! -He's insane !
-他在屋顶上撒尿! -He's peeing on the roof !
来吧 来吧 扔点肥皂 -Come on, come one, throw some soap.
-不!-来吧! -No ! -Yes, come on !
哦 操! Oh fuck !
-快点 快点! -Faster, faster !
我不能 到想起来 -I can't. -Back up.
-退后 退后! -Back up, back up!
-操!-操! -Oh fuck ! -Oh fuck !
-全速前进!快 快! -Full speed ! Quick, quick !
-快 快 快 麦克斯 -Quick, quick, quick, Max.
-哦là là là là… -Oh là là là là...
-刚刚发生了什么? -What just happened ?
-我们能知道你要去哪里吗? -Can we know where you're going ?
-别说了 你真讨厌 -Stop it, you're a drag.
-那又怎样?我只想知道你要去哪里 -So what ? I just want to know where you're going.
我要去看一个工作上的朋友 -I am going to see a friend from work.
她叫什么名字 这个朋友? -What's her name, this friend ?
詹妮弗 珍妮•…… -Jennifer. -Jenni...
珍妮弗?你想不出更好的名字吗? Jennifer ? You couldn't come up with a better name ?
-那是她的名字 没办法 当然 -That's her name, can't do anything about it. -Of course.
他叫什么名字? So, what's his name ?
-他没有名字 -He doesn't have a name.
-他帅吗? -Is he handsome ?
呸……只要他有钱 -Bah... As long as he's rich.
-不太好 -Well not really.
-至少很有趣吧? -He's funny at least ?
(没有?) (No ?)
-他肯定有什么 -He must have something.
-你想知道全部吗? -You want to know all ?
-嗯嗯 -Well yeah.
-是的 有一些关于他的事 -Yes, there is something about him.
我想说…你是恶心的 I'd say... -You're disgusting.
-不 妈妈! -Oh no, mum !
-什么?-说真的 不是这个 -What ? -Seriously, not this.
-你问我 我只是告诉你 -You're asking me, I'm just telling you.
-又一个马赛厄斯派对棒极了 -Another Mathias party that rocks.
这是我们当中唯一懂的人 Here is the only one among us who gets it.
伙计 让我做点什么吧 Man, let me do something
这是我梦想了一千年的事 that I've been dreaming of doing for a thousand years.
你想做什么? -What do you want to do ?
不要担心 让我展示给你看 -Don't worry. Let me show you.
-你没开玩笑吧 -You're not kidding.
-不 我发誓 -No, I swear.
鞋子? Shoes ?
他们好了 They're nice.
但今晚这还不够 But it won't be enough, tonight.
-我们认识格雷格 他是驻场DJ -We know Greg, he's the resident DJ.
格雷格?我也是 我认识他 他是个很好的人 -Greg ? Me too,I know him. He's a very nice guy.
你能让他们站在一边吗? Can you ask them to stand on the side ?
所以… So...
你 在那边! You, over there !
你们有多少人? How many of you ?
四线 四线吗? -Four. -Four ?
你身边没有女人吗? There's no chick with you ?
-不 -No.
完美的 来吧 伙计们 来了 -Perfect. Come on guys. Come.
在那里 There.
你不打算买一瓶吗? And you don't intends to buy any bottle ?
-就一杯 -Just a glass.
-杯子 太好了 -A glass, that's perfect guys.
祝你晚上过得愉快 Enjoy your evening.
-谢谢 你是受欢迎的 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
好了 伙计们 There you go guys.
-混蛋! -What a fucker !
- 2000年世界末日派对 -End of the world party for the year 2000.
会有很多人 女人 酒和烟火 There'll be lots of people, chicks, alcohol and fireworks.
这将是一场大比赛 It's gonna be big.
-操! -Oh fuck !
十二月三十一日 31 december 1999.
也许这就是2000年的瘟疫 Maybe that's the bug of year 2000.
是的 阿诺! Yeah, Arnaud !
十,九, -TEN, NINE,
八 七 六 EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,
五 四 三 FIVE, FOUR, THREE,
二、一…… TWO, ONE...
欢迎来到2000年! -Welcome to year 2000 !
-新年快乐! -Happy new year !
今天是2000年的第一天 It's the first day of the year 2000.
如果你有什么想告诉我的 现在是时候了 If you have something to tell me, now's the time.
-比如什么? -Something like what ?
-我不知道 你总是看着我 -I don't know, you're always looking at me,
你总是在拍我 you're always filming me.
这是什么意思? What does it mean ?
你真的想和我约会吗? Do you actually want to go out with me ?
-别做梦了 小姐 -Stop dreaming, mademoiselle.
-你怎么这么骄傲? -What do you act so proud like this ?
我在认真地问你 你是否恋爱了 I am seriously asking you if you're in love.
-我 我告诉你别做梦了 -Me, I'm telling you to stop dreaming.
我只是在拍你的胸 I am just shooting your "boobs".
-真的吗 你多大了? -Really, how old are you ?
别拿你的相机了 我受够了 And stop it with your camera, I've had enough of it.
麦克斯在哪里? Where is Max ?
-我不知道 -I don't know.
arnaud吗?Arnaud吗? -Arnaud ? Arnaud ?
交接相机 Handover the camera.
-你没事吧 伙计?我要回家了 我累了 -Are you ok, man ? -I'm going home, I'm tired.
哈 -Heh.
-那是我的项链 -不 这是我的 -That's my necklace. -No, it's mine.
你什么时候想要回来 就来找我 When you'll want it back, come and see me.
-不用费心帮我了 -Don't bother helping me.
-你离开我都不感动 -I am not even moved to see you leave.
-我再也不用见到你了 -I won't have to see your face anymore.
(我爱你) (I love you)
照顾好妈妈 Take care of mum.
搏击俱乐部的第一条规则是: -The first rule of Fight Club is :
不许谈论搏击俱乐部 you do not talk about Fight Club.
搏击俱乐部的第二条规则是: The second rule of Fight Club is :
不许谈论搏击俱乐部 you do not talk about Fight Club.
搏击俱乐部的第三条规则 Third rule of Fight Club :
如果有人喊“停” 或者摔倒 if someone shout "stop", or falls,
战斗结束了 the fight is over.
第四条规则 只有两个人可以打架 Fourth rule : only two men in a fight.
第五条规矩…… Fifth rule...
生产, -Production too,
因为代理消费更多 because agents consumme more.
打扰了吗?-是吗? -Excuse-me ? -Yes ?
-我只是想说我要停下来了 我要离开了 -I just wanted to say that I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna leave.
Rires Rires
我对你没意见 你是个好老师 Nothing againt you, you're a good teacher,
Mais c'est juste que… mais c'est juste que...
我什么都不懂 I don't get any of this.
我来这里一年了 却什么都没得到 I've been here for a year and didn't get any of it,
所以我要停了 so I'm gonna stop.
-你真是太荣幸了 愿一切都好！ -That's very honorable of you. All the best.
-我们终于到了!-小心点 海因! -Finally, we've arrived ! -Be careful, hein !
巴塞罗那! -Barcelona!
这是我们的四星级卧室 -Here is our 4 star bedroom.
豪华豪华 迷你酒吧 Grand luxury, mini-bar.
这不是很好吗 海因? Isn't this nice, hein ?
- là là 艾玛脾气暴躁 -Oh là là, Emma is grumpy.
-是的 看一看 -Well yes, take a look,
他们把法国地图放在我床上 they put the map of France on my bed.
真的! Really !
哦不! Oh no !
-这是我的床 -So here, it's my bed.
我要在这里上我们刚认识的荷兰姑娘 This is where I'm gonna bang the Dutch girls we just met.
对了 艾玛 By the way, Emma,
如果我们要带妞回来 就得定规矩 we have to set rules if we bring back chicks.
否则你现在可能会喜欢它 Or else you might now like it.
-为什么?我不明白 我会不喜欢什么? -Why ? I don't understand. What am I not gonna like ?
——啊…… -Ah...
-我不知道 要我给你画张图吗? -I don't know. You want me to draw you a picture ?
哎 哎 哎! Ay, ay, ay!
如果!是的,先生! Si! Si, señor!
万岁! Esta muy grande!
就像埃菲尔铁塔! Esta like the Eiffel tower !
就像蒙帕纳斯塔! Esta like the Montparnasse tower !
-来吧!来吧! -COME ON! COME ON!
来吧!来吧! COME ON! COME ON!
来吧!来吧!来吧! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
-我们不用手就能拿走 -We take them without our hands.
—— -There.
头里 -come on.
所以呢? -So ?
-我只是侧身吞了一口 停止笑 -I just swallowed sideways. Stop laughing.
我要10个 I will take ten of those.
再来一个 同样的 Another one, same thing please.
最大化 Otro.
-所有想和艾玛约会的男人… -To all the guys who wanted to go out with Emma...
他妈的…… -Fuck...
是啊 但我们是男人 所以… Yeah, but us, we're lads, so...
我们不会一起出去的 没有问题 We won't go out together, there's no problem.
是的 所以是的 -Yeah, so yeah.
不 但这很清楚 你知道吗? No but that's clear, ya knwow ?
我介绍了一个买了一块用塑料包裹的木头的人 I introduce the man who bought a piece of wood wrapped in plastic.
-别说了 我被骗了4000比塞塔 -Stop it, I got ripped off 4 000 pesetas.
-木材商 -A wood dealer.
-你被屠夫骗了 -You got conned by a butcher man.
来吧 说真的 让我们找到那个家伙 痛打他一顿 -Come on, serioulsy, let's find the guy and beat him up.
-我们永远找不到他 -We'll never find him.
(你去吧 ) (-You go ahead.)
-为什么我吗?-因为那是你的钱 -Why me? -Because that's your money,
所以你让他把钱还给你 so you tell him to give you back your cash.
-不!安静! -No ! Quiet !
-我要进去了 拿起照相机 -I'm going in. Take the camera.
你们这些混蛋! You're assholes !
Hijo de puta! Hijo de puta!
-来吧 去吧 -Come on, go ahead.
-你兴奋吗? -Are you excited or what ?
-是的 该死的正确的 -Yeah. -Damn right.
-我见过他上千次了 -这是给相机用的 -I've seen him like a thousand times. -It's for the camera.
-我骗了他 -I conned him.
-好的 告诉我们细节 -她脱衣了吗? -OK, tells us the details. -Did she strip ?
-是的 -Yeah.
我们来到这里 她就在这里给我跳脱衣舞 We came here, and she gave me a striptease right here
然后我上了她 then I banged her.
这是有趣的 That's funny.
没有女人在旁边跳脱衣舞 -No woman around and doing a striptease.
当然 我们喝了杯啤酒 -Of course. We had a beer,
然后我放点音乐上了她 then I put some music and banged her.
-所以没有脱衣舞 -So there's no striptease.
-我没这么说 但你知道我的意思 -I didn't say that, but you know what I mean.
我放了一些音乐 I put some music,
我们喝了杯啤酒 她给我跳了脱衣舞 we had a beer, she gave me a striptease,
我给她按摩 然后我们做爱 I massaged her and we fucked.
-真的? -Really ?
如果我告诉你我们藏了一台摄像机 把这一切都拍下来了呢? What if I told you that we had hidden a camera and filmed all of it ?
-是正确的 -是的 我发誓 -Yeah right. -Yeah, I swear.
-那就去做 我也不在乎 -Then do it. I don't care.
这是我的房间 *It's my room.
你来自荷兰? *You're from Holland?
* -是的 *-Yes.
放松 Relax.
-哦! -Oh!
* -对不起!对不起! *-Sorry! Sorry!
没关系 没关系 It's OK. It's OK.
嗯 扯淡! Eh, bullshit !
Rires Rires
对不起!对不起!对不起!对不起 没关系 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry. It's OK.
-哦不… -Oh no...
呸 这很有趣吗?你们这群处女! Bah, that's funny ? You bunch of virgins !
-我向你介绍唯一一个早上7点被叫醒的人 -I introduce you the only who got waken up at 7AM,
所有这些都是为了旅游 all that to do some tourism.
那才是你的朋友 That's a friend for you.
马赛厄斯 阿诺 我们都在想你 Mathias, Arnaud, we're thinking of you.
哦!他妈的! Oh ! Fuck !
加油 tchin !-Tchin ! Come on, tchin ! -Tchin !
-操 安静! -Fuck, be quiet !
-什么?-安静点! -What ? -Be moer quiet !
-从没见过这么怂的 -Never seen such a pussy.
-我们会被抓的 -有点吵 -We're gonna get caught. -It's a bit noisy.
来 我们玩个游戏 -Come, let's play a game.
我站在这里 你… I'll stand here and you...
-但你真是个笨蛋! -But you're a real dumbass !
-对不起 这太诱人了 -Sorry, it was just too tempting.
等待,等待 你在做什么? Wait, wait. What are you doing ?
-麦克斯 别这样!扶我起来 -Max, come on, stop it ! Help me up.
-有一个条件:你倒着说 -Under one condition : that you say it backwards.
嗯? -Huh ?
拜托 这一点都不好笑 Come on, that's not funny.
-我没让你这么做 -That's not what I told you to do.
-操 操! -Fuck, fuck !
扶我起来 好了 Up help me. There you go.
-我是指一个字母一个字母的倒着写 -I meant backwards letter by letter.
我说得不够精确 I wasn't precise enough.
我再上这艘桨船 就把你的眼睛挖出来 I will get back on this paddle boat, I'll rip you eyes out.
相信我 我有我的爱 Believe me, je vais te crever les yeux.
-要做到这一点 首先你需要站起来 说出这个短语 -To do that, first you need to get back up and say the phrase.
-我不知道 狗屎! -I don't know. Shit !
他妈的!P-L-E-H; -E-N… Fuck ! P-L-E-H;-E-N...
我做不到 太难了! I can't do it, it's too difficult !
-好吧 只是因为你是朋友 -Well, OK, but just because you're friend.
-你真是个混蛋!混蛋! -You're really an asshole ! Asshole !
等 -Wait.
好吧 我们刚刚做了一件蠢事 OK, so we just did a stupid thing.
我们不要告诉其他人 否则他们会大惊小怪的 Let's not tell the others, or they'll make a big fuss.
-是的 -Yeah.
-来吧 说点什么 你站在摄像机前 -Come on, say something. You're in front of the camera.
-你知道你该说什么吗? -You know what you should say ?
-我要你重复一遍:“艾玛 她不想要我 ” -I want you to repeat : "Emma, she doesn't want me."
——是真的 -That's true.
-所以她吻了你 但她不想要你? -So she kisses, but she doesn't want you ?
-我是吻她的人 -I am the one who kissed her.
让我告诉你 这太尴尬了 And let me tell you, it's so embarassing.
等等 我们当时在巴塞罗那 我们在喝… Wait, we were in Barcelona, we'd bee drinking...
我们教过这是件愚蠢的事 We taught it was a stupid thing.
-但不是她说的 -But she's not the one who said that.
-在她告诉我之前我已经告诉她了 -I told her before she told me.
-她已经等了很多年了 -She's been waiting for years.
胡说! -Bullshit !
好吧 可能有那么一瞬间…… OK, there may have been a moment when...
但我们视彼此为兄弟姐妹 but we consider each other as brother and sister.
-你是唯一没注意到她想要你的身体的人 -You're the only not noticing that she wants your body,
不过没关系 but that's fine.
留着录像带 十年后我们再谈 Keep the tape and in 10 years we'll talk about it.
-好吧 由你决定 就这么办吧 -Fine, up to you, let's do that.
-你好 今天是星期二 是…… -Hello. Today is Tueday, and it's...
11:48 11:48 AM.
我在找麦克斯 但他一定在上班 I'm looking for Max, but he must be at work.
哦 不 他在这儿 一切都很好 Oh no, he's here. Everything's good.
这是麦克斯 24岁 一个雄心勃勃的年轻人 Here's Max, 24 year old, an ambitious young man .
-什么? -What ?
-我怕你去上班了 -I was afraid you went to work.
-你现在在拍摄吗? -Are you filming right now ?
-我想你可能想宣布一下 -I thought you might want to make an announcement.
你要搬去和你妈妈一起住? You're moving in with your mother ?
-哦 不可能 不 -Oh no. No way, no.
看看她 Look at her.
看她多漂亮 Look at how beautiful she is.
她是那种你可以离开的女人吗? Is she the kind of woman that you can leave ?
艾玛用披萨安慰自己 And Emma who's conforting herself with a pizza.
-是啊 我只剩下这些了 -Yeah, well that's all I have left.
-我必须拍下来 这是一件艺术品 -I have to film that, it's a work of art.
-麦克斯 你真讨厌 -Max, you're a drag.
-他有南方口音吗? -Did he have an accent from the South ?
我想用南方口音来读 I want to read it with an accent from the South.
“艾玛, "Emma,
“比起你 我更爱你的心 "More than you, I am in love with your heart.
“我爱它 因为它让我的心脏保持跳动 ” "I love it, because it keeps my heart beating."
你知道吗?他本可以停在这里 You know what? He could have stopped here,
但他还在继续 这个混蛋 but he goes on, this fucker.
“时速100公里 "At 100 km/h,
比你眼睛里反射的光还快 "faster than the light reflecting in your eyes
“当阳光普照的时候 ” "when the sun shines."
嘿 说真的 你没输多少 停止哭泣 Heh seriously, you didn't lose much. Stop crying.
-但他太帅了!看他多帅啊! -But he was so handsome ! Look how handsome he was !
-你们一起谈过政治吗? -Did you talk politics together ?
-总之 一切都不对劲 我毫无价值 -Anyway, everything is going wrong. I am worthless.
-对着镜头说话 -Talk to the camera.
-“对着镜头说话” -"Talk to the camera"
你以为你是?伍迪·艾伦? You did you think you were ? Woody Allen ?
-我以为我是你妈妈 告诉我怎么了 -I thought I was your mother. Tell me what's wrong.
一文,我…我这一年要挂科了 仅此而已 -Nothin, I... I'm gonna fail my year that's all.
第三年不及格真是太蠢了 It's so stupid to fail your third year
如果你之前没有失败过 when you haven't failed before that.
-你要做什么? -What are you going to do ?
-我想我要停下来了 -I'm going to stop I think.
我不是做这个的料 I'm not made for this.
-你打算完全停止医学学习? -You're going to stop medical studies entirely ?
但你打算怎么办呢? But what are you going to do ?
-我不知道 我… -I don't know, I...
我想看东西 I want to see stuff,
旅行 环游世界 travel, go around the world.
我想继续拍照片 I want to go on doing photos.
我会认真对待的 I am going to do that seriously.
-作为一个看过你照片的人 -So as someone who has seen your photos,
如果可以给你建议 继续你的医学研究 if may give you and advice, continue your medical studies.
即使你想成为一名足病医生 也要继续你的医学研究 Even if you are to become a podiatrist, but continue your medical studies.
-不好意思 看看谁在说话? -Excuse me, but look who's talking ?
是演员麦克斯还是送披萨的麦克斯? Is it Max the actor or Max the pizza delivery boy ?
不 因为它不是很清楚 No because it's not very clear.
来吧 表演一下 Come on, do an act.
为我表演一下 Do an act for me.
你下一次选角的剧本是什么? So, what's the script of your next casting ?
-不但是…我不再使用脚本 -No but... I no longer work with script.
那是什么? -What's that ?
是的 没有纸条 你可以传达更多的东西 -Yes, without a scrip, you can convey more things,
这才是你真正能发光的地方 that's where you can really shine.
-那就不用剧本了 -Then do something without a script.
-但结果不会很好 -来吧! -But it won't turn out good. -Come on!
-你想要什么? -What do you want ?
-我不知道 你已经做过了 -I don't know, something you've already worked on.
-现在…不 这很愚蠢 -Well right now... No it's stupid,
但我拍过海滩 杂草场的场景 but I worked on The beach, the weed field scene.
-继续 我不记得了 -Go on, I can't remember.
-你不是在跟我开玩笑吧? -You're not kidding with me ?
就是他们到达杂草地的时候 It's when they arrive at the weed field.
他们俩在散步 小李子看到了一只小猴子 The two of them are walking and DiCaprio see a little monkey.
一开始他觉得很可爱 但当他开始往下看时 At first he thinks it's cute, but when he starts looking down,
他看到警卫拿着枪睡觉 he sees the guard sleeping with his gun.
当猴子看到他时 他很兴奋 When the monkey sees him, he gets excited,
于是他做手势让猴子冷静下来 so he make signs for the monkey to calm down.
所有这些序列 All this sequence.
-继续 好的 -Go on, OK.
嘘 -Shush.
住手 该死! Stop it, damn !
-但那是废话! -But that's crap !
-你不明白 -我明白你为什么是送货员 -You don't get it. -I understand why you're a delivery boy.
-在新富的地方? -Are at the new rich's place ?
-我真的病了 -I'm really sick.
-关门 -Close the door.
怎么把钱和坏品味搭配起来? -How to match money and bad taste ?
我们到了 Here we are.
马赛厄斯·阿德勒成功了 Mathias Adler has succeeded.
欢迎来到室内与文化 Welcome to Interior and Culture.
今天我请来了马赛厄斯·阿德勒 Today I am with Mathias Adler.
好的晚上 晚上好 马赛厄斯 很高兴见到你 -Good evening. -Good evening, Mathias. Please to meet you.
他今年赚了很多钱 Who earned a lot of money this year.
太多钱了 Way too much money.
你把钱都投在了艺术和文化上 And you invested it all in arts and culture.
特别是…… In particular...
特别是在平板屏幕中 In particular in a flat screen,
十亿厘米 of a billion centimeterss.
这还不是全部 And that's not all,
作为一个文化爱好者 as a fan of culture
马赛厄斯是个爱说话的人 and a lover of words that he is, Mathias,
也投资了 这个笨蛋 also invested, this dumbass,
收录了250多张DVD in a DVD collection of more than 250 DVDs.
正如你所看到的 只有艺术电影 Only art films, as you can see.
施瓦辛格……-住手! Schwarzenegger... -Stop it !
那是什么? -What's that ?
-属于我的合伙人 -那些是摇头丸吗? -It belongs to my partners. -Are those ecstas ?
-不是我的 不电影 -It's not mine. Don't film.
艾玛,,… -Emma, euh...
我花了很长时间 I took me a long time
鼓起勇气告诉你我的真实感受 to find the courage to tell you how I really feel
而今天…… and today...
艾玛 我花了很长时间… Emma, it took me a long time...
艾玛,,… Emma, euh...
我能跟你聊五分钟吗? Can I talk to you five minutes ?
艾玛 我得跟你谈谈 Emma, I need to talk to you.
没人死 No one's dead.
这一点都不好笑 That's not funny.
这就是阿诺的邻居 可能是他母亲 So this is Arnaud's neighboor, who could be his mother.
你还有谁? Who else do you have ?
Il baisse le son Il baisse le son.
好的晚上 好的晚上 -Good evening. -Good evening.
这是你的地方吗?是的,没错 Is this your place ? -Yes, exactly.
-有人抱怨 你必须停止 -There's been complaints, you're going to have to stop.
-有个脱衣舞计划 -There's a striptease planned.
-是的对吗 来吧 -Yeah righ. Come on.
-我哥们刚从三个月的巡演回来 -My buddy just came back from a 3 months tour,
我们要办一个小小的欢迎派对 we're having a little welcome party.
-和我们一起喝一杯 你以前也很年轻 -Have a drink with us. You were young too before.
废话 -是活结吗? -Bullshit. -Is it Slipknot ?
-是的 你认识他们吗? -Yes. You know them ?
-是的 是的 我甚至会玩这个 -Euh yes, yes. I can even play this one.
-你居然知道这首歌 真是太疯狂了 -It's completly insane that you know this one.
我以前有一个乐队 我是主唱兼吉他手 -I used to have a band, I was the singer/guitar player.
-哦 你也会唱? -Oh, you can sing it too ?
你知道“咕噜声”风格吗? You know "grunt" style ?
-嗯 好的 好的 -Euh ouais, ouais.
-这是你的荣幸 -For you the honor.
-不 不 不!不要推孩子 -No, no, no ! Don't push kids.
-没事的 没事的 -It's fine, come on it's fine.
-意思是:“把摄像机关了 我好吸一口 ” -That means : "Stop the camera so I can take a puff."
他着火了! He's on fire !
-不,没有 -No, no.
-来吧!来吧! -COME ON ! COME ON!
哈!走路不直! -Heh ! Not walking straight !
-对执法人员的一点尊重 -A bit of respect for the officers of the law.
-我们爱你!真的! -We love you ! Really !
他们看起来很般配 -她和他父亲在一起会很好看 They look good together. -She'd look good with his father.
-混蛋! -The fucker !
-来吧 笑话比赛 -不,没有 -Come on, joke contest. -No, no.
-你在小学课本上见过小鸡吗? -Have you ever seen a chick in an elementary school book.
——很好 -That's good.
——你打算要孩子?-为什么? -Do you plan to have children ? -Why ?
-因为你只有十 九 八 -Because you only have ten, nine, eight,
七、六、五…… seven, six, five...
-她能听见 -She can hear you.
-她这把年纪什么都听不见 -No at her age she can't hear a thing.
-你真是一坨屎 -You're really a piece of shit.
-那首毁了我们整个音乐节的歌 -The song that ruined our whole Music Festival.
角 Horn
-来吧! -come on !
它不动了 我们会错过一切的 It's not moving. We're going to miss everything.
-他晚上11点才开始 -He only starts his set at 11PM.
-告诉我 你没有拿任何非法的东西? -Tell me, you didn't take anything illegal ?
拿去吧 There, take it.
-Ouh !老前辈! -Ouh ! Old timer !
*——女孩 *-A girl
她的心充满了歌曲 she has the heart filled with songs
-得了吧 别说了 他不舒服 -Come on, cut it out, he's not feeling good.
-你为什么要拍 混蛋?嗯? -Why are you filming, fucker ? Huh ?
-我是为了你 -I'm doing it for you.
明天我让你看看你的样子 Tomorrow I'll show you how you look like.
马赛厄斯!马赛厄斯! -Mathias ! Mathias !
天啊 天啊 天啊!天啊 天啊 哦! Oh, man, man, man ! Man, man, oh !
来了!马赛厄斯? Come ! Mathias ?
-嗯 伙计!哦哦! -Eh, man ! Oh oh !
发生什么事了?马赛厄斯? -What's going on ? Mathias ?
-马赛厄斯 操! -Mathias, fuck !
-哦!Calme下来 马赛厄斯! -Oh ! Calme down. -Mathias !
-呃 回来 -Eh, come back.
——一些东西 -Say something.
-马赛厄斯 跟我说话! -Mathias, talk to me damn !
今天是…… -Today is...
一个不同于前人的人 A man different from the rest left before us,
那时我们还有很多东西可以一起生活 when we still had so many things to live together.
他不仅是朋友 更是兄弟 More than a friend, he was a brother,
你可以随时随地依靠他 who one could rely on anywhere, anytime.
马蒂亚斯是那个愿意为你挡子弹的人 Mathias was the guy who would take a bullet for you.
在和哥哥告别之前 Before saying goodbye my brother,
既然你已经不在我们身边了 我们可以随意处置你的身体… since you're no longer with us and we could what we want with your body...
请叫艾玛 Emma if you'd please.
-你他妈在干什么?-该死 你没死! -What the fuck are you doing ? -Oh shit you're not dead !
-我还没准备好 -I'm not ready.
-啦啦! -Oh la la !
你的东西准备好了 我们可以走了 Your stuff is ready, we can leave.
-去哪里? -Where to ?
-我们要一起吃午饭 -We're going to have lunch all of us together.
-我再也受不了这里的食物了 太糟糕了 -I can't stand the food here anymore, it's awful.
-你点 我不想点 -You order, I don't want to .
-是的,好的 -Yeah, OK.
嗯?-是的 -Huh ? -Yeah.
-我很高兴看到你这样 -I'm glad to see you like this.
加了 -Me too.
-你看起来不错 -谢谢 -You look good. -Thanks.
什么?——没有! What ? -Nothing !
-什么?什么? -What ? What ?
万一我们没能活着出来 你有最后的留言吗? -In case we don't make it out alive, do you have a last message ?
先生 有遗愿吗? Sir, any last will ?
我们不认识对方 但如果我能帮上忙的话 We don't know each other, but if I can be of some help.
-我找人来 -The're getting someone to come.
-哦 -Oh no.
从来没有人 所以在周日 想象一下 There's never anyone, so on a Sunday, imagine.
-除此之外 我还有哮喘 -I have asthma on top of that.
哦该死! -Oh shit !
所以你会比我们先死 So you will die before us.
——实际上 -Indeed.
-既然快结束了 -Since it's almost the end,
你能给我一个真诚的回答吗? can you give me a sincere answer ?
我很担心 因为这个年轻的女人 I am worried, because this young woman
爱上了一个DJ is in love with a DJ.
-行了 别说了 这一点都不好笑! -Come on, stop it. That's not funny !
-他是一个玩唱片的家伙 早上6点醉醺醺地回家 -He's a guy who plays discs and comes home drunk at 6AM.
-他不喝酒 -He doens't drink.
你觉得怎么样?你可以告诉我真相 -What do you think about it ? You can tell me the truth.
-我不认识这个人 -I don't know this man.
-你知道吗? -You know what ?
他确信自己认识他 He's convinced he knows him
我让自己对一个DJ印象深刻 and that I let myselft impressed by a DJ.
-不 一点也不 -Oh no, not at all.
只是在我快25岁的时候 It's just that at almost 25 years old,
那是我们开始结婚的年龄 that's the age where we start to get married,
我很担心 and I am worried.
-你可以告诉他别担心 -You can tell him to stop worrying,
因为他很温柔 很体贴 because he's very gentle, and very attentive
他会是个好丈夫 and he'd make a good husband.
-你在开玩笑吗? -Are you kiddding ?
这家伙在市政厅会说什么? What's he going to say, this guy, at the town hall?
M. Sébastien罗耶 DJ "M. Sébastien Royer, DJ,
“你愿意娶艾玛为妻吗Valéro ?” "will you take as wife Mrs Emma Valéro ?"
-是的 -Yes.
-艾玛夫人Valéro -Mrs Emma Valéro,
你愿意娶M. Sébastien罗耶为丈夫吗? will you take as husband M. Sébastien Royer ?
-是的 -Yes.
-以法律的名义 -In the name of the law,
我宣布艾玛小姐Valéro和罗耶先生Sébastien I declare Mlle Emma Valéro and M. Sébastien Royer
被婚姻束缚 bound by marriage.
你可以吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
-好了 好了 好了 -Well, well, well.
我不是在感谢任何人 I'm not thanking anyone,
因为如果你们都在这里 那都是我的功劳 because if you're all here, it's thanks to me.
是我把他们介绍给彼此认识的 It's me who introduce them to each other.
他们在一起有一段时间了 They've been together for quite a while.
你的第一次演出是我安排的 It's me who set up your first gigs.
你还记得你小时候 You remember when you were a small
他刚从乡下来 每晚收70欧元? who just arrived from his countryside town and who took 70 euros per evening ?
哦该死的… Oh damn...
看看你现在的样子 Look at you now.
看看你现在!你…… Look at you now ! You're...
你只是个刚从乡下来的小DJ You're a small DJ who just arrived from his countryside town
每晚70欧元 and who takes 70 euros per evening.
是的 是的 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
这样家长们才能明白 So that the parents understand,
我敢这么说 因为这是家人 I dare to say all that because it's family.
互相照顾 Take care of each other.
即使我觉得有点奇怪 Even if I think it's a bit weird
我们资助你环游世界 然后你就再也不回来了 that we finance your travel around the world and that you don't come back.
但无论如何我们都会喜欢的 But well enjoy it anyway.
塞巴 我希望你的事业能在这次巡演后腾飞 Seb, I hope your career will take off after this tour.
艾玛, And Emma,
你也从事摄影工作 that you career in photography as well.
等你安顿好了 我们就来汉堡蹲下 We will come to squat in Hamburg once you're settled.
为此 我举杯… In this honor, I raise my glass...
因为我现在是个好孩子了 of Badoit, because I'm a good boy now.
欢呼 Cheers.
我想献上一句致辞 And I'd like to dedicate a message
Arnaud和Christelle在后面 to Arnaud et Christelle who are behind.
我们也在等待很快的好消息 We are also waiting for good news very soon.
不要浪费太多时间 嗯 Christelle ? And don't waste too much time. Hmm, Christelle ?
加油 人人幸福 Come on, happiness for all.
干杯! Cheers !
巴塞罗那! Barcelona!
-放下你的相机 和我们一起跳舞? -Put down your camera and come dance with us ?
-我马上就来 -I'll join you shortly.
-你还好吗?你确定吗? -You're ok ? Are you sure ?
-是的,是的 那双鞋真疼我的脚 -Yeah, yeah. Those shoes are just hurting my feet.
-你能不能别毁了这一刻? -Can you just not ruin this moment please ?
看 Look.
这样你就能看到自己的脸了 This way, you can see your face.
-我要走了 那样的话 我就不会毁了你的美好时光 -I'm gonna leave. That way, I won't ruin your moment.
-你在开玩笑吗? -Are you kidding now ?
如果你这么做 你就再也见不到我了 If you do that, you'll never see me again.
-她 她待在这里 哪儿也不去 -She, she's staying here, She's not going anywhere.
她看到我的祖父母经过 She has seen my grand parents passing by,
她会看到我的孙儿经过 she will see my grand children passing by.
我们 我们路过 我们离开 We, we pass by, we leave.
还有她 她一动不动 And her, she's not moving.
Didjeridoo Didjeridoo
他本可以选择钢琴、吉他…… He could have chosen piano, guitare...
也没有 And no.
他总是那么固执 He's always so stuborn.
-对不起 我忘了告诉你 -I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you.
-我也很抱歉 -Well I'm sorry too,
但我们已经有很多人了 but there's already so many of us.
如果你妹妹和我们住在一起 我们该怎么办? So what are we going to do if you sister is to stay with us ?
-就一个晚上 -Just one night.
-就住一晚 这里有很多旅馆 -It's just for one night, well there's plenty of hotels
我不明白为什么要让你妹妹留下 and I don't see why we'd let your sister stay
在旅馆里 at the hotel,
那天我们还在说我们缺少… when we were just saying, the other day that we lacked...
的……公寓里女孩的照片 of... of girls in the flat.
-我们要等我的朋友阿诺冷静下来 -We're just going to wait for my lad Arnaud to calm down.
-停留在当下的意图 -Stay in the instant intentions.
克洛伊告诉你她妹妹要来 When Chloe tells you that her sister is coming,
你们刚刚吵架了 you've just had an argument,
没有足够的空间 没有足够的床垫 there's not enough space, there's not enough matresses,
你已经在期待她的到来了 and you're already anticipating her entrance.
你不可能预料到这样的事情 因为你不是观众 You can't anticipate such things, you're not part of the audience.
-我们最好牵着手 -It's better if we hold hands.
发问吧 ,…… -Go ahead. -Euh...
我整天都在等待 All day long, I'm waiting,
我在等你的故事结束 I'm waiting for yours to be over.
否则我无法呼吸 你明白吗? I can't breath otherwise. Do you understand ?
这不仅仅是说好听的话 It's not just words to sound nice.
-不,马克斯 你看 我不相信 -No, Max. You see, I don't believe that.
剧本很好 我听你的 但我不相信 The script is good, I head you, but I don't believe it.
他说他再也无法忍受痛苦了 He's saying that he can't stand suffering anymore,
没有她他就无法呼吸 这纯粹是痛苦 he can't breath without her anymore. It's pure suffering.
而你 你并不痛苦 太温和了 And you, you're not suffering. It's too mild.
你恋爱过吗? Have you ever been in love ?
恩是的 -Euh yes.
-想想看 -So think about that
重做场景时要记住这一点 and redo the scene with with that in mind.
-给你 -是的 夫人? -There you go. -Yes, madame ?
你好 先生 我需要一个上网计划 -Hello Sir. I need an Internet plan,
还有一个移动计划 as well as a mobile plan.
-我不能把这两项服务分开卖给你 -I can't sell you these two services separatly.
-是吗? -Is it ?
随着新的Freebox 所有包括: -With the new Freebox, all is included :
电话和网络 phone and Internet.
我不会让你多付钱的 I won't let you pay more.
哦 该死!-废话! Oh shit ! -That's crap !
妈妈今天是2008年2月11日 -Mum today is the 11th February 2008
在摄像机前 and in front of this camera,
你要给我讲一个你从没讲过的故事 you're going to tell me a story that you never told me before,
一个你年轻时的故事 a story of when you were younger.
-我从没告诉过你?-是的 -That I never told you ? -Yeah.
-我不知道 -I don't know.
-肯定有什么 -There must be something.
-我从没告诉过你我在BAC考试中作弊 -I never told you that I cheated at the BAC exam.
-什么?你在BAC作弊了? -What ? You cheated at the BAC ?
-我知道所有科目 我都学过 -I knew the list of subjects, I had studied it all,
我的平均成绩是A+ and I'd scored an average A+,
但我很害怕 but I was afraid,
所以我准备了小纸条 藏在我的铅笔盒里 so I prepared small notes that I hid in my pencil case.
突然 主管…停止 Then suddently the supervisor... -Stop.
故事到此结束 You stop the story here
手术后你再告诉我 and you tell me the rest after the surgery.
-你好 -我在这儿等你 好吗? -Hello. -I'll wait for you here, OK ?
我想知道在BAC被骗的故事 I want to know the rest of the story of how cheated at the BAC.
我想知道细节 I want to know the details.
——去 -Go on.
-你需要做什么 -Do what you need to do
我想知道剩下的故事 and I want the rest of this story.
惊喜! -SURPRISE !
-我还没痊愈 -I'm not cured yet.
-我们会帮你治愈的 -We'll help you to cure.
加油！加油 Come on, come on.
今晚 坎耶·维斯特将帮你治愈 Tonight, Kanye West will help you to cure.
来吧!来吧! Come on ! Come on !
短剑 Cris
.．. ...
看看我们能活多久 See how old we can live.
别碰我妈妈! Don't touch my mother!
她是我妈妈! She's my mum !
-你知道了 有趣的室友 -And there you have it, Funny flatmates,
巡演正在进行 刚刚签了名 The tour is happening, it's just been signed.
感谢什么? Thanks to ?
多亏了她 Thanks to her.
你喜欢它什么? What did you like about it ?
我不知道 剧本 演员 I don'tknow, the script, the actors,
女演员? the actresses ?
-我不知道 所有的 -Well I don't know, all of it.
真的 我玩得很开心 所以我觉得会很棒的 Really, I had a blast, so I think it's gonna be great.
-事实上 很抱歉打断你 -In fact, sorry to interrupt you,
有一件事 there is one thing,
范妮不愿意参加这次旅游 Fanny doesn't to come on the tour.
但我们可以换掉她 But we can replace her.
-不是真的 伙计们!你真蠢! -It's not true, guys ! You're dumb !
我不是因为想上她才签的 I didn't sign it just because I wanted to bang her.
-请自重一点 -A bit of self respect please.
-但真的 我不想上你 -No but really, I don't want to bang you.
嗯… well...
不 不 不 但是… No. No, no ,but...
这不是重点 但是 我已经结婚了 That's not the point. No but guys, I'm married.
我有一个音乐剧项目 I have my project of a musical,
Résidences老年人 with the Résidences Seniors.
参观 A tour.
-是啊 那是很重的东西 -当然 -Oh yeah, that's heavy shit. -Yeah for sure.
-我可以吃一些薯片吗? -Can I have some chips ?
-今天我们带着非常激动的心情开始参观! -And it's with a lot of emotion that we start the tour today !
嘘 我们开始 Shush. We are starting
作为娱乐业第二名的城市 with the second most famous city in the entertainment industry,
当然是在拉斯维加斯之后 behind Las Vegas, of course.
我说的是… And I am talking about...
Puget-sur-Argens ! Puget-sur-Argens !
-准备好迎接你的第一个黑色! -Prepare yourself to welcome you first black !
-这家餐厅刚刚告诉我餐厅已经全部订满了 -This restaurant just told me that it's fully booked
范妮 你在这里看到的 and Fanny, that you see here,
要她的位子 is going to ask for her table.
这是一种被称为“辣妹”的科学现象 It is a scientifical phenomenon know as "hotgirlness".
-不! -No !
-从来不会失败 -It never fails.
不可能的! -Impossible !
-在我的餐厅 她随时都可以进来 -In my restaurant, she can in anytime she wants.
-今晚的观众非常热情 是巡回演出的观众 -Tonight, a very hot audience, a tour's audience.
你自己看看吧 See it for yourself.
严格来说 起立鼓掌是不可能的 A standing ovation would technically be impossible.
也不能扔内裤 No panty throwing as well.
最好的情况下 他们会扔尿布 At best, they would throw diapers.
我今晚看到的真的让我很感动 -What I saw tonigth really moved me.
你是在说那出戏吗? -Are you talking about the play ?
-我说的是playu -I am talking about the playu
我今晚看到的让我很高兴 What I saw tonight please me a lot.
我不想卖给你梦想 I don't want to sell you dreams,
我不希望你开始幻想 I don't want you to start having fantasies,
但在三四个月内 如果我们仍然保持同样的动态 but within three or four months if we are still on the same dynamic,
我将把你作为音乐剧的第一部分 I will put you as first part of the musicale.
我是认真的 I am serious.
-太棒了 Jean-Phi !太棒了! -That's great, Jean-Phi ! That's awesome !
-这出戏一定不能让人失望 -The play must not dissapoint.
别太激动 事情还没结束呢 Don't get too excited, it's not done yet.
-但是让我们交叉手指吧 -No but let's cross fingers.
-他上过电视 对吧? -He's been on TV, right ?
-是的 -Yes.
-他总是在电视上 你不会错过他的 -He's always on TV you can't miss him.
-一直都是 -All the time.
-大家都认识他 -Everybody knows him.
-他不是主持人 不是歌手 也不是演员 -He's not a host, nor a singer or an actor.
-不 -No.
-他是糕点师 -He's a pastry chef,
一个烤蛋糕的人? a guy who bakes cakes ?
-哦!不 -Oh ! No.
-你永远不会明白的 -You'll never figure it out.
-我不知道 那么他喜欢运动了? -I don't know, he's into sports then ?
-我想他在家做运动 -He does sports at home, I think.
-是的 他经常走路 福尔 是的 -Yeah, he walks a lot, Fore sure, yeah.
-我不知道 那不可能 -I don't know, that's impossible.
头里 他是个好人 -Come on. He's nice a guy.
Alain Affleflou(眼镜商集团CEO) Alain Affleflou (Optician group CEO)
—— -There.
-你真是个混蛋!这是你写的 对吧? -You're such an asshole ! That's from you, isn't it ?
你真烦人! You're such a pain !
你为什么要拍?你想给你的人证明吗? Why are you filming ? You want proof for your lads ?
是的,没错 -Yes, exactly.
-嗨 伙计们 -Then hi, lads.
在那里 There.
-完成 -It's done.
-他求我要的 -He begged me for it fyi.
他求我 我很同情他 因为 你看 He begged me, I had pity for him because, look at it.
禁忌 Nono.
停止 停止 停! -Stop. Stop. Stop !
-Max, 30岁了 还抱着他的泰迪熊睡觉 -Max, 30 years old, still sleep with his teddy bear
(你真可爱 你真漂亮 ) (-You're so cute. You're so beautiful.)
-就是这样 伙计们 这是新的生活 -That's it guys, it's a new life,
这是很严重的 这是新的 it's serious, it's something new.
-还没结束呢 外面有新的生活在等着你 -It's not over yet. There is a life waiting for you outside.
我们打包一件行李 45分钟后就能到机场 We pack a piece of luggage, and in 45 minutes we'll be at the airport,
我们坐飞机去迈阿密 we take a flight to Miami.
有新的生活在等着我们 鸡尾酒 piña可乐 There is a life waiting for us, cocktails, piña coladas,
爱 冲浪 阳光 女孩 所有这些 love, surf, sun, girls, all of that.
这还没有结束 It's not the end.
伙计 控制一下自己 Man, get a hold of yourself.
还有 那个小的 她不认识你 Also, the little one, she doesn't know you,
她还不喜欢你 she's not attached to you yet
说实话 她不是个很乖的孩子 and to tell you the truth, she's not a very nice baby.
-你现在就是个混蛋 你是个混蛋 不酷 -Now you're just beeing an asshole. You're an asshole. Not cool.
电视上的那个人是谁?在电视上! -Who's that on TV ? On TV guys !
-星星!-嗯…… -The star ! -Well...
我不能把这两项服务分开卖给你 *-I can't sell you these two services separatly.
-你都得到了! -You got it all !
-等等 我得付房租 -Wait, I have to pay the rent.
-伙计 你身上有成功的味道 我能直接和你谈谈吗? -Man you smell of success. Can I talk to you directly ?
-我也是 对不起 -Me too, I'm sorry.
我们已经是三个室友了 挤在一起 We are already three flatmates, cramped together,
所以我们不能欢迎你妹妹 so we can't welcome your sister.
-就一个晚上 -Just for one night.
-这附近有很多旅馆 -Well there are many hotels around here
和…-你好 and... -Hello.
-我不明白我们为什么要让她住在酒店 -And I don't see why we would let her sleep at the hotel.
我们公寓里没有女孩 We lack of girls in the appartment.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我很感动 因为今天是我们最后一次玩 I am moved, because today was the last time we played
还因为今晚 我妈妈来了 and also because tonight, my mum came.
她在这里 She's here
我希望你们都为她鼓掌 and I'd like you all to clap for her.
停! Stop !
-我想把这个伟大的时刻记录下来 -I want to keep a record of this great moment.
-还给我 别做傻事 -Give it back to me. Don't do anything stupid.
经典的分手台词:“我们得谈谈 ” -The famous : "We have to talk" A classic breakup line.
-你会碰壁的 -You're gonna hit the wall.
废话 -Bullshit.
她太漂亮了 你配不上她 -She's too beautiful for you.
-别接! -Don't answer it !
-她一定是在告诉他不是他的问题 是她的问题她配不上他 -She must be telling him that it's not him, it's her That she doesn't deserve him.
-比那更暴力 -It's more violent than that.
-她告诉他她得了艾滋病 -She told him that she got AIDS.
她的离开 She's leaving.
不!-别胡扯了! No ! -Stop your bullshit !
-开玩笑! -No kidding !
-你好,艾玛 恩…… -Hi, Emma. Euh...
我们已经有一段时间没有见面了 这就是这条信息的原因 It's been a while since we saw each other, that's the reason for this message.
我们也有段时间没打过电话了 It's been a while we called each other as well.
我听说一切都好 I heard everything's fine.
我知道你上过法学院 I know that you've been to law school.
我觉得这真的很酷 I think it's really cool.
我给你留言很重要 It was important for me to leave you a message,
这样你就能认出我的风格 this way, you recognize my style.
恩……我有事要告诉你 Euh... I have something to tell you.
我希望你不会觉得奇怪 I hope you won't find weird.
我女朋友怀孕了 So, my girlfriend is pregnant
我们决定留下这个孩子 and we decided to keep the baby.
我要当爸爸了 I'm going to be a father.
对我来说 跟你分享这个很重要 It's important for me to share this with you.
其实我是来告诉你这个的 Well, it was really to tell you this, actually.
我希望我们能很快见到对方 Well I hope we'll see each other soon
你的一切都很好 and that everything's fine for your.
你好 Hello.
亲爱的 这叫音乐 That, sweety pie, is called music.
会有很多对你很重要的歌曲 There will be many songs that will matter for you.
是的 我的爱人 Yes my love.
哦 不 太可怕了!-是个婴儿! Oh no it's horrible ! -It's a baby !
在那里 不 不 不 There. -No, no, no.
这是不可能的 是你干的? That's impossible. You did that ?
那不是小孩的便便 That's not a child's poo.
说真的那是男人的便便 Seriously, that's man's poo,
那是一个老人的便便 认真对待 that's an old man's poo. Seriously.
哦 太恶心了! Oh, that's disgusting !
如果我是你 我会为有这样一个孩子而感到羞愧 If I were you I'd be ashamed to have such a child.
-哦!爸爸 他在说什么? -Oh ! What is he saying Dad ?
爸爸 他在说什么? What is he saying Dad ?
不 你闻起来很香 No you smell good.
你做了什么?没什么 What have you done ? -Nothing.
-她在哪? -Where is she ?
-在她的房间里 她很冷 -In her room, she's chilling.
-你一点都不好笑! -You're not funny !
-坚持住 -Hang in there.
我们不能让他妈的越共打败我们 We're not go let this fucking Viet-Cong get the best of us.
我知道这不是你的战争 也不是我的 I know it's not your war. It's not mine either.
我们这么做是为了我们的国家 为了我们对国旗的热爱 伙计 We do this for our country, for our love of the flag, mate.
(我们听到那些惊人的尖叫声已经有两个月了 (It's been two months that we've been hearing those astonishing screams
(每天晚上同一时间 (every night, at the same time.
(野兽想要什么?其动机是什么?) (What does the beast want ? What's its motive ?)
亲爱的 亲爱的 你得醒醒了 Darling. Darling, you have to wake up.
他妈的……醒了 -Fuck... -Wake up.
-你的灯光把我的眼睛弄瞎了 -You killed my eyes with the light.
-我知道 但是刚刚发生了一些疯狂的事情 -I know but something crazy just happened.
发生什么事了? -What happened ?
坐下来 -Seat down.
我想确定你醒着 I want to be sure you're awake.
-哦…头里 -Oh... -Come on.
亲爱的 我告诉你 Darling I inform you
我们的女儿刚刚说出了她的第一句话 that our daughter just said her first words.
-她说什么? -What did she say ?
-你不会相信的 她说: -You won't believe it. She said :
“妈妈必须来照顾我 ” "Mum must come and take care of me."
她使用了正确的时态:“必须来照顾我 ” She used the correct tense : "Must come and take care of me.
"因为爸爸 他的屁股里装满了这些" "Because Dad, has had his ass full of this"
所以我告诉她:“'屁股' 这是一个粗俗的词 ” So I told her : "'Ass', that's a vulgarity."
祝你好运 -闭嘴! Good luck. -Shut up !
-亲爱的 你好吗? -How are you darling ?
*——在,很好 *-Fine, fine.
这并不容易 但还好 It's not easy, but it's alright.
你呢 带着那个小女孩? And you, with the little girl ?
改善情况 看 她的状态很好 -Good. Look, she's in grade shape.
-我明白了 *-I see that.
这是什么? What's this thing ?
-这是你的孩子 亲爱的 -It's your child, my darling.
*-不是奶瓶里的东西 *-No the thing in the baby bottle.
——可口可乐 -It's Coke.
她想要 She wanted it.
你给一个一岁的孩子喝可乐? *-You're giving Coke to a one year old child ?
-嗯嗯 -Well yeah.
*-马上把它拿走! *-Remove that right now !
-为什么? -Why ?
*-因为你不会给一个一岁的孩子可乐 *-Because you don't give Coke to a one year old child.
-谁说的?它写在哪里? -Who said that ? Where is it written ?
杰里米:“打倒我” *Jeremih : "Down on me"
-因为这很危险 而且… -Because it's very dangerous and mostly...
-这里 这里 这里 这里! -here, here, here, here !
-进监狱!坐牢! -In jail ! In jail !
-进监狱!坐牢!坐牢!坐牢! -IN JAIL ! IN JAIL ! IN JAIL ! IN JAIL !
去死吧 人渣! -Die, scum !
*-五 四 三 *-Five, four, three,
二、一…… two, one...
新年快乐! Happy new year !
(-新年快乐!) (-HAPPY NEW YEAR !)
(我要自杀了 ) (-I'm gonna kill myself.)
(-气氛真好!) (-Great atmosphere !)
(-很棒的氛围!我们是真正的派对动物 ) (-Great ambiance ! We're real party animals.)
(连香槟都难喝了 你的新年决心是什么?) (Even the champagne taste awful. What are you new year resolutions ?)
首先要戒烟你呢? (-First of all to stop smoking You?
)你要去找工作?真的吗?! (You're going to look for a job ? No, seriously ?!
(我也是 如果我失业了 我也会这么做 ) (Me too, I'd do that if I was unemployed.)
(我已经有一份工作了 叫“保姆” (-I already have a job, it's called "nanny".
(你知道我能挣多少钱吗?) (You know how much I could earn ?)
我有另一个决心 (-I have another resolution.
(你可以把这个柜子里的70000盘磁带清空 ) (You can empty this cupboard of these 70 000 tapes.)
嗯?-你知道吗?我要这么做 Huh ? -You know what ? I'm going to do it.
我要开始我的电影 我要清空橱柜 I will start my film, I will empty the cupboard.
-但那是在晚上 -But that, it's during the evening,
因为白天 你要找工作 because during the day, you'll be looking for a job.
嗯 彼此如此相爱真是太疯狂了 我们是多么相爱啊! -Hm. It's crazy to love each other so much. How we love each other !
-你好 -Hi.
那是什么? What's that ?
-只是个小惊喜 -It's just a small surprise.
我是想告诉你我希望一切都能好起来 It's to tell you that I want things to get better.
我们并不总是最好的 We're not always the best,
但我们会解决我们的小问题 but we will solve our small problems.
-这些不是小问题 -These aren't small problems.
-你为什么这么说? -Why are you saying that ?
停止拍摄 -Stop filming.
-拍这个很重要 -拍什么? -It's important to film this. -To film what?
你在假装爱我吗? That you are pretending to love me ?
你能再给我解释一下我们刚看的电影吗? -Can you explain me again the movie we just saw ?
因为我不懂 Because I didn't understand it.
-是的 -Yes you did.
-我发誓 -No I swear.
我知道我已经跟你解释过了 但我全忘了 I know I've explained it to you, but I forgot it all.
其实是…… -Actually...
有一个机器人想要杀死这个女人 There is a robot who wants to kill the woman.
-她叫什么名字? -What's her name ?
莎拉康纳 -Sarah Connor.
-是的 莎拉·康纳! -Ah yes, Sarah Connor !
然后呢? And then?
-然后他偷了警车 -Then he steals the police car
他还开了消防车 and also he takes the firefighters truck.
看电影的时候你害怕吗? -Were you scared during the movie ?
-是的 但我喜欢 -Yes but I liked it.
在妈妈那里 你可以看这样的电影吗? -At mum's place, are you allowed to watch such films ?
-只在爸爸家 -Only at Dad's.
-嗯 我就知道 -Eh yeah, I knew it.
在妈妈家 你看无聊的动画片 At Mum's, you watch boring cartoons
而在爸爸家 你看的是真正的电影 and at Dad's, you watch real films.
-是的 -Yes.
-我也是 我和爸爸一起看了这部电影 -me too I watched this film with my Dad.
-你爸爸在哪里? -Where is your Dad ?
-我爸爸 他走了 -My Dad, he's gone.
你真的想去厕所吗? You really want to go to the toilets ?
是的爸爸 快! -Yes dad. Quick !
-这是我可以选择… -That's the famous moment where I can chose...
被当作变态 to pass for a pervert
或者给她看一组"鸡巴" or show her a gallery of "dicks".
这就是我想成为一名演员时的梦想 That's what I dreamed of doing when I wanted to become an actor.
都好吗? All good ?
别担心 它不会发出声音的 Don't worry, it doesn't make a sound.
来吧 来吧 Come on, bring it on.
在我们的健身房 你的形状以神奇的价格 Your shape at a magic price in our gyms Magic Form.
门票为零欧元 Entrance fees are at zero euro.
团体课程、举重、有氧运动和个性化课程 Group classes, weight lifting, cardio and personnalised programs.
所有这些服务每月只需29.90欧元 All of this unlimited fo only 29.90 Euros per month.
是的 你没听错 每月29.90欧元! Yes you heard me well, 29.90 Euros per month !
你多大了? How old are you ?
,…… -Euh...
四岁 Four years old.
你知道谁会在你生日那天来看你吗? -Do you know who's coming to see you on your birthday ?
雪的白 -Snow white.
不要反应过度 你知道我付了她多少钱吗? -Don't overreact. Do you know how much I payed her ?
嗯! Eh !
-啊 摄像机还在拍呢 -Ah, the camera is still rolling.
-是的 这个很重要 -Well yeah, this one is important.
你看 这是爸爸的朋友 You see this is a friend of Dad
谁有孩子 who has children,
乡下的房子 一条狗 a country side house, a dog,
谁拥有一切 who has it all.
-是的 -Yeah.
这里也很累 很好 楼梯 Very tired as well, here. Good, the staircases.
-你想喝点酒吗? -You want some wine ?
-我不介意喝很多酒 把这个放下 -I don't mind a lot of wine and to put this down.
-我们都会吹盒子 -We will all blow on the box.
-一周以来第一次放松 -First relaxing time for a week.
来吧 发球 发球 伙计 Come on, serve, serve, serve, mate.
比玻璃还高 Higher than the glass.
-我们慢慢开始 -We start slowly.
-是的 -Yeah.
太好了! That's good !
快点 快点 快点 Come on, go on, go on.
来吧 我们把她留给孩子们 Come, we'll leave her with the kids.
草莓糖伏特加最重要的是什么? What's important in a strawberry candies vodka ?
-我不知道 -I don't know.
-不要放太多草莓软糖 -It's not to put to much strawberry gummy,
因为那样不好 because that's not nice.
草莓糖和伏特加有什么好处 What's good in the strawberry candies vodka,
主要是…嗯!伏特加的美味 it's mostly... Hm ! The great taste of vodka.
在那里 有一些 There. Have some.
干杯! Cheers then !
那么 为……我不知道 And well, cheers to... I don't know.
太强壮了 混蛋!它是如此强大! It's so strong fucker! It's so strong !
你知道为什么不好吗?你得把草莓糖拿掉 You know why it's not good ? You have to remove the strawberry candies
草莓糖和伏特加 from the strawberry candies vodka.
天哪!停!我女儿的蛋糕! Oh man ! Stop ! My daughter's cake !
你是个混蛋 说真的 别说了 You're an asshole. Stop it, seriously.
-还不错 停止! -That's not bad. -Stop !
试试它吧 -不 该死! -Try it. -No, damn !
我也想化妆 I want makeup too.
-这里一点气氛都没有 -There's no more vibe here.
-是的 嗯孩子, -Yeah. Eh kids,
你想喝一杯吗? do you want to have a drink ?
-糟了!-糟了!真是个笨蛋! -Oh crap ! -Oh crap ! What a dumbass !
-对不起! -I am sorry !
-你真蠢 该死! -You're dumb, damn !
-等等 等等 -Wait, wait, wait.
糟糕! Oh crap !
-我们需要一些固体 -We need some solid to take it.
-这是我见过的最丑的蛋糕 -It's the ugliest cake I have ever seen.
(-糕点师傅先生 如果您不介意的话 (-Sir Master Pastry Chef, if you'd please.
(在那里 像这样 (There. Like this.
(当然 孩子们不会注意到任何事情 (Of course, the kids won't notice anything.
(亲爱的 生日快乐) (Happy birthday my darling)
*简单的T:“嘿 黛利拉” * Plain whit T's : "Hey there Delilah"
你已经四岁了! You're already four years old !
时间过得真快 Time flies.
你知道 我们来了 我们走了 You know, we come, we go.
这些都是扯淡 All this is bullshit.
享受每一秒 Just enjoy every second.
自从你出生 Since you were born,
一直以来 all this time,
和你在一起的每一秒 every second with you,
实际上, actually,
我用过去的自己的眼光来生活 I live them through the eyes of my old self.
我一直很怀念现在 I've always been nostalgic of the present time,
怀念我现在的生活 nostalgic of what I am living.
*- 5月10日周四晚上7:11 *-Thursday 10th May at 7:11 PM.
* -的爸爸 *-It's dad.
你想处理搬家的事 给我回电话 You want to take care of the moving, so call me back.
我想和你一起喝杯咖啡 I would like to have a coffee with you.
艰难的岁月也是为了找回彼此 Hard times are also made to find each other back,
给我回电话 so call me back.
*信息删除 *-Message deleted.
这些是我的剩菜:面粉 -So here are my leftovers : flour,
鸡蛋, eggs,
酸奶 别慌 我没忘拿糖 yogurts. Don't panic I haven't forgotten the sugar.
结果就是这样 And that's how it turned out.
我会在你面前尝一尝 I will taste it in front of you.
我不知道它是否会像你妈妈做的那样好吃 I don't know if it will be as good as your mum's.
嗯 不 Hm. No.
她更擅长这个 She was better at this.
所以… Well so...
我不在场 没人告诉我 I wasn't there. No one told me.
我非常想念她 I think of her very strongly.
我非常想念你 I think of you very strongly.
我们都会想念她 And we will all miss her.
不只是蛋糕 Not just the cake.
嗯… Hmm...
在那里 来自我寒冷国度的吻 There. Kisses from my cold country.
我不知道你知不知道 And I don't know if you know,
但我几个月后就会回来 but I will be returning in a few months,
所以我不知道 也许我们可以… so I don't know, maybe we could...
找个时间见面 meet up sometime.
我给了你一个大大的拥抱 I gave you a big hug.
对不起 我完成了 你可以把门关上 -Sorry. I'm done. You can just close the door.
-好的,当然 谢谢你！ -OK, sure. Thank you.
-当保险箱被扔进泳池时 你是不是… -When the safe is thrown in the pool, are you...
真的在里面? really in it ?
妈妈,你看 -你好 -Mum, look. -Hi.
-你能给我吗? -Could you give it to me ?
-等你长大了 我就给你 -When you will be a grown up, I'll give it to you.
跳 跳 -怎么样? -Hop. Hop. -How is it ?
跳 -Hop.
不坏 Not bad.
-你以为我会说"Uno" ? -You thought I'd say "Uno" ?
你以为我是傻瓜? You think I'm a fool ?
-不要说“Uno” 没问题 -Don't say "Uno", no problem.
我又不是没有四个同类的 It's not like I didn't have four of a kind
我应该向我的搭档示意 and that I'm supposed to signal to my partner
让她明白她应该说“Uno” so that she'd understand that she should say "Uno".
我不介意喝杯咖啡 I don't mind a coffee.
uno !-Counter Uno ! -Uno ! -Counter Uno !
我说出来了!我说出来了!我说的是Counter Uno ! I said it ! I said it ! I said "Counter Uno" !
我说出来了!我说出来了!-不 不 不! I said it ! I said it ! -No, no, no !
-“我不介意喝杯咖啡 ”太糟糕了! -"I don't mind a coffee." That's so bad !
这是最糟糕的迹象 我说了 That's the worse sign. I said it.
-你六个月后说的 -You said it 6 months after.
这可能是个坏兆头 It may be a bad sign,
但它还是得一分 but still, it scores a point.
-不!不! -No ! No !
在这里……我拍下来了 就在这里…我正在看 It's here... I filmed it, it's here... I'm watching it.
你是嫉妒了 -You're jealous.
-当她看到录像带的时候 真是耻辱 -What a humiliation, when she will see the tape.
-你在浪费时间 -You're wasting your time.
-住手! -Stop it !
max 别烦你妹妹了? -Max, leave your sister alone ?
你的堂兄妹都在这儿 All your cousins are here.
-是她先开始的 -She's the one who started.
-保护你自己 我的女孩 -Defend yourself, my girl.
Charles Aznavour:“La Bohème” *Charles Aznavour : "La Bohème"
酸奶蛋糕 1986年 还不错 -Yogurt cake. Year 1986. Not bad at all.
你是愚蠢的 -You're stupid.
妈妈! -Mum !
住手! Stop it !
哎哟! Ouch !
住手! Stop it !
-住手! -Stop it !
哎哟! -Ouch !
-麦克斯 我叫你住手 住手! -Max, I'm telling you to stop. Stop it !
-他惹毛我了! -He's getting on my nerves !
-是啊 你受伤了 -Well yeah, you've hurt yourself.
Charles Aznavour:“La Bohème” *Charles Aznavour : "La Bohème"
la boheme -La bohème
我们只吃了 We only ate
每隔一天 every other day
在附近的咖啡店里 我们有几个人…… In the neighborhood coffee shops there was a few of us...
—— -There.
我需要再看一遍 I needed to watch all this again,
因为… because...
今天 是一个特殊的日子 Today, is a special day.
我躲在相机后面已经25年了 It's been 25 years that I've been hidding behind my camera
今天是第一次 and today for the first time,
我将面对真实的生活 I will confront the real life.
-你好吗?*艾玛? -Hello ? *-Emma ?
-你好吗? -How are you ?
好久不见了 It's been a long time.
什么?我没听清楚 What ? I didn't hear you well.
我们能见个面吗? *-Can we see each other ?
-你想现在见面吗? -You want to meet up now ?
*-是的 现在 *-Yeah, right now.
-现在不行 我在工作 -Right now I can't, I'm at work.
来吧 我们谈谈 给我五分钟 *-So come, let's talk. Give me five minutes.
-好的等待 -Ok wait.
好的 请讲 Ok, go ahead.
* -你好 *-Hello.
-你好 -Hello.
我们只是聊天 We just talked.
*-你好吗? *-How are you ?
-很好 你呢? -Fine and you ?
*-是啊 好吧 *-Yeah, yeah, fine.
你知道我刚拍完我的电影 You know I just finished my film.
好近 Well almost.
——太好了 -That's great.
但它是如何结束的呢?有故事吗? But how does it end ? Is there a story ?
-对 有个故事 *-Yeah, there's a story.
——啊好吧 -Ah OK.
*-好吧 结尾没了 *-Well the ending is misssing.
和… And...
那就是你出现的地方 That's where you show up.
-好的 太尴尬了 -OK. That's very embarassing.
-我让你难堪了 *-I'm embarassing you.
-不 只是…不管怎样 继续 我在听 -No, it's just that... Anyway go on, I'm listening.
*-你知道我有时候有多蠢 *-You know how stupid I can be sometimes
我很难说出自己的想法 and that I have difficulties saying what I think.
我亲眼目睹了自己25年的人生 I just watched 25 years of my life in front my eyes
如果我不敢告诉你 我的生命就会从我身边溜走 and if I don't dare to tell you this my life would just pass my by.
-好吧 但告诉我什么? -OK, but tell me what ?
你嘴上说有胆量 但你表现得并不多 You talk about having guts, but you're not showing much.
* -是的 *-Yeah.
你看 我在想…… Well you see, I' thinking that...
如果我们不抽太多烟 如果我们过马路时小心 if we don't smoke too much, if we are careful when crossing the street,
我们可能还能活50年 we might still have 50 years to live.
这50年 And these 50 years,
我想和你一起度过 I want to spend them with you.
,…… -Euh...
* -是的 *-Yeah.
-突然有这么多信息 -That's a lot of informtion, suddenly.
* -是的 *-Yeah.
——…… -And...
所以… And so...
嗯… Well...
我该怎么办? What am I supposed to do ?
我应该回答 不是吗? I should answer, isn't it ?
因为我等答案等得太久了 Because I've had waited very long for the answer
但我一直没得到 and I never got it.
和…你到底想从我这里得到什么? And... What are you actually expecting from me ?
我对你没有任何期望 *-I am not expecting anything from you.
今天轮到我表演了 Today it's my turn to act.
-你打算怎么做? -And what are you going to do ?
*-好吧 我试试… *-Well I will try...
我会去找你的 I will come to you.
我要试着吻你 I will try to kiss you.
-首先 -Well first of all,
没人会这么轻易地吻我 One doesn't kiss me like this, so easily.
第二, And second,
我在上班 所以会很复杂 I'm at work, so it will be complicated.
*-也许我会被拒绝 *-Maybe I'll get rejected,
但我必须坚持到底 but I have to see it through,
否则我会后悔一辈子的 or else I will regret my whole life.
所以你知道吗?我会试试的 So you know what ? I will try.
-麦克斯? -Max ?
-你好 -Hello.
你疯了吧 -You're out of your mind.
对不起 我认识他 他的…… sorry. I know him. He's...
你完全疯了! You're completly nuts !
-不 是的 不,嗯… -No. Yeah. No, well...
-你疯了!你在做什么? -You're crazy ! What are you doing ?
-来 来 来 -Come, come, come.
-不可能!没门! -No way ! No fucking way !
-真的 谢谢 -Really, thank you.
谢谢你们来观看我电影的最后一幕 Thank you for you beeing here for the final scene of my film.
这个场景 我们15年前就演过了 This scene, we already played it 15 years ago
我太笨了 不会表达我的感情 and I was too stupid to express my feelings.
如果你不介意 我们再来一次 So if you don't mind, we'll do it again.
但这一次 我意识到我是多么幸运 But this time, I will realize how lucky I am.
好吗? Ok ?
你知道… -You know...
我也是 我经常想起这一幕 Me too, I've often thought of this scene.
不知道…… Without knowing that...
这将成为你电影的最后一幕 That it would become the final scene of your film.
和… And...
我知道 这部电影 就是你一生的全部 I know that this film, is all your life
你想以此为业 and that you want to make it your occupation,
所以等待 so wait.
摄像机不应该对着我 The camera shouldn't be on me,
因为这是你的电影 because it is your film.
我觉得这件事应该以你为结局 I think it's important that it should end on you.
我想让你告诉我一件事 I want you to tell me something and...
哦 不 等等 坐我的位置 -是的 Oh no wait, take my place. -Yeah.
哦 妈的 不! Oh fuck, no !
哦 婊子! Oh, the bitch !
我就知道!哦 操! I knew it ! Oh fuck !
-十五年! -Fifteen years !
十五年来我一直在等待我的复仇! Fifteen years that I've been waiting for my revenge !
感觉太好了! It feels so good !
你可以登上这艘驳船回去 You can board this barge back
曾经你会说 once you would have said
说你是个笨蛋浪费了我们15年的生命 that you're a dumbass for having wasted 15 years of our lives.
他妈的!好的! -Fuck ! OK !
我是一个浪费了我们15年生命的笨蛋 I am a dumbasss for having wasted 15 years of our lives.
再说一遍吗? -Pardon ?
我听不见 I can't hear you,
你得大声点说 you have to say it louder.
我浪费了我们生命中的15年 真是个笨蛋 -I am a dumbasss for having wasted 15 years of our lives.
-不! -Oh no !
我忘记详细说明了 但你得倒着说 I forgot to specify, but you have to say it backwards.
-我们的生活… -of our lives...
不 我们的生活 No. Lives our of
笨蛋…… dumbass for...
太长了 It's too long.
-但我有的是时间 麦克斯 -But I have all my time, Max.
-好的 生活 -OK. Lives
我们的 our
年 of years
15浪费 fifteen wasted
在对 having for
世界潮流 world the in
笨蛋 dumbass
最大的 biggest the
我 am I.
-好吧 再见! -Well, bye !
艾玛!住手!住手! -Emma ! Stop it ! Stop it !
-轮到我了 -It's my turn.
露 真心话大冒险? Lou, truth or dare ?
敢 -Dare.
-给孩子换尿布 -Change the baby's diaper.
-不! -Oh no !
-哦,是的 走了 -oh yes. Go.
来得正是时候 他刚刚拉屎了 Good timing, he just pooed.
走了 Go.
我想看到你眼中的动力 I want to see motivation in your eyes.
-你很好?不太累? -You're good ? Not too tired ?
我很好 我很好 -I'm good, I'm good.
-我也是 我要休息一下 -Well, me too, I'll have a break.
-好的 -Ok then.
-依靠你的父亲 当别人为他工作时 他什么都不做 -Stay on your father who doesn't do a thing while others are working for him.
着 你之前已经听说过了 -Listen. You have heard that before you.
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